Top ten things Nikolas will give Laura on mother's day (by Ashlyn)

10-Kleenex(as much tears as she crying she'll need it)

9-a card titled "To my mother, thanks for the abandonment"

8- Those torn up Daisies at her grave.

7- a clue(she really needs one)

6- a backbone(needs that even more)

5- a t-shirt with the logo "Laura "Sorry" Spencer"

4- therapy (come on she really really needs that)

3- a copy of Bob Hope's song "Thanks For The Memories"

2- a copy of the best selling book "Mommie Dearest"

1- a prepaid funeral plan for the next time she has to fake her death.